Stand Up – New Year, New Stories (1)

I know what you’re thinking: ‘Jat is going to bang on about love again.’ No! I’ve changed! Just some cold facts. Laughter burns calories and it’s January. People are 30 times more likely to laugh in a group and it’s January. Laughter fights stress and wrinkles are not wisdom lines. Adults laugh about 30 times a day, babies about 300. No, that is not the reason, you dirty bugger! Laughing boosts your immune system and helps fight germs. Know of any prominent ‘germs’ floating around? See, rational reasons for you to be there. The alternative to these BRAND NEW Stand Ups? Tickling yourself. Oh, and Pavel from two doors down, stop making love by the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbours ain’t. Oops, I’ve done it again.